a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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