did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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