the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
they're like a gay fantastic four
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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