I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
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