He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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