im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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