Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Never underestimate the power of titties
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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