This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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