just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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