Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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