Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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