grandma shit on top of the toilet
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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