piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
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