so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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