I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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