I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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