I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Don't tell me you're on acid again
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
Randomize
