Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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