When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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