what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Randomize
