Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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