I wannas sexs uuuuu
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
