Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
