So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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