We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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