Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Holy sore nipples Batman
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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