there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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