You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
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