I wanna passion pit in your ass
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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