doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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