And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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