is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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