Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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