Nicole vs. Life
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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