My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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