idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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