I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Randomize
