I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
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