We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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