Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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