so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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