Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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