Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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