and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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