Well douche your snatch and let's go!
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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