I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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