Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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