We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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