So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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