took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
