Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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