YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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