so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize